Someone named The Gumby Slayer has kidnapped TF Phoenix's Soldier Gumby!! What is going to happen to Gumby?? See what this dreadful kidnapper has done and what others are doing to stop The Gumby Slayer!
The Story Begins
Don't be a Blockhead:
Response to The Gumby Slayer
More Threats from The Gumby Slayer
Superman stands for Justice
Any information you may have regarding Gumby's location will be greatly appreciated. A reward may be coming your way if you provide any worthwhile information. Send your information to TFPhoenixSuperman@yahoo.com.
Dec. 11 2010: This just in, 1SG Snyder claims he heard that Gumby is receiving rehabilitation for a drug addiction at a Methadone Clinic. After doing an interview with Superman just moments ago - I was told that he has found no substantial evidence that Gumby has had a drug addiction, nor that he is in a clinic.
SPOT Report: Locals report that the Gumby bandit is also responsible for the recent attempted abduction of the Blue Phoenix. SGM Bousley
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The Dream Team
REPORT, Dec. 12 2010 -
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Recent events in the Gumby hostage situation have reached the news media in the U.S. In response to this outrage city, county, and state governments from around the nation have been assembling in an undisclosed location somewhere in the US. It has been rumored that a number of civilians and rogue military personnel have also become involved in the efforts. A series of leaked and edited satellite photos of this unknown location has been provided. As can be seen from the photos there are a good number of police, sheriff, fire department and rescue personnel on hand at this staging area. A camouflaged aircraft is barely visible in the center of the photo. U.S. Government officials are neither denying nor confirming this assemblage stating that the Gumby situation is being handled by top military officials and no others need be concerned. Spokespersons for the group speaking anonymously indicate they will be leaving with or without government approval. |
From Anonymous, Dec. 12 2010 -
| I was recently provided inside information on what you call the Dream Team has been up to. It appears that they have indeed obtained a number of satellite and ground photos of the Bagram Airbase and are planning some type of event. Is it further surveillance? Covert operations? A rescue mission? My source would not reveal this to me. But I thought you should know, they should be doing something very soon. |
From Gumby Lover, Dec. 13 2010 -
I may know who has stolen Gumby from his rightful home. One of the Gumby Slayer's peoples have ratted him out to us. We have warned him and I hope that Gumby Slayer returns Gumby shortly, or we will give up the name.
From Gumby Lover, Dec. 14 2010 -
We have discovered that the identity of Gumby Slayer was in truth, a ruse to put us on to the wrong person. One 1SG Snyder was implemented, yet we have discovered that it was in fact, not his doing. However, we have reliable confirmed information that Gumby is currently being held in one of TF Phoenix's hangers. I will contact you with further information as we receive it.
Gumby Slayer.........Don't sleep, don't close your eyes, we will find you!!!
From Anonymous, Dec. 15 2010 -
I have it on good authority that the "Dream Team" boarded a flight for Bagram early this morning; in disguises which were not identified.
Gumby Slayer Returns After Long Absence
From Anonymous, Feb 3, 2011 -
I suspect someone of being the Gumby Slayer because of their unusual activities. They have too much time on their hands and I have seen them doing creative things.
If you want to know more contact me.
From The Gumby Slayer, July 21, 2011 -
S1,
News report just in. Based on the attached document, your Gumby has been saved. Congratulations!!!!
- Gumby Slayer
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The Gumby Slayer Revealed -  | CPT Moore receives her Gumby back from CPT Davis during his farewell speech to the command and his Soldiers.  |
