S1 shop/SPC Brown,
Your threats do not scare us at all. We honestly don't think you have the power or skills to do this. Plus, we know who your intel personnel are....not scary.
Because of your threats, we have taken your Gumby to an area where we have further tested his flexibility. Attached is a picture with your beloved Gumby ziptied and being waterboarded in a bucket of water. Our terrorists will stop at nothing to get what we want. I hope you will take us seriously from here on out.
- Gumby Slayer
